Friday, July 10, 2009

Youtube Recommendations

Now, I like campy videos/music/movies/etc as much as the next guy (I could watch Menace II Society all day), but there are limits as to how much crap I can take. If you have an account, Youtube can recommend you videos based on what you've watched.

Youtube thought that I should watch this. Enjoy.


While I'm not surprised by the recommendation, I am horrified by how terrible this video is (its 5 star rating is also very appalling).

This guy managed to turn the sonic mess that was 'Buy You a Drank' into a bloody, diarreah filled diaper.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Kinny: Idle Forest of Chit Chat


This shit is fucking dope. 'Idle Forest of Chit Chat' is like Aretha Franklin meets Pete Rock and Cammy from Street Fighter. Words are not adequate enough to describe the beauty of Kinny's voice. The production, which mixes old school with new school elements, is cooked to perfection (probably because I've never heard reggae, jazz, and electronic music mixed together before). I'm not even going to get into the songs one by one, I'd rather have you listen to it fresh.

This barely constitutes a review, but I refuse to proofread it. It looks more authentic this way.


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Now playing: Kinny - Afro Love Forest (Feat. Hint)
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Do You Remember? (formerly: MJ's last rehearsal)

EDIT: I've changed my mind; instead of posting his last rehearsal, I've decided to post my favorite MJ Video instead.

En espag-nawl.

Magic Johnson's bad acting always makes me giggle.

Rest in peace, you loon.

Monday, July 6, 2009

An introduction



I thought that it would only be appropriate if I started this motherfucker off with a stuffy introduction:

Hello. My name is Juan, and this is (obviously) my blog. I made this thing because I want to have a place where I can heathily express my thoughts without having to move my lips.

I love to listen to music (my last.fm user name is futhamucka), especially hip hop. I also love to play video games, watch campy movies, and partake in the occasional shadenfreude.

I sometimes tend to speak in non sequitirs; don't mind that, it will all come together eventually.

If I ever get a reader on this goddamn thing, I'll be very, very surprised.