An introduction

I thought that it would only be appropriate if I started this motherfucker off with a stuffy introduction:

Hello. My name is Juan, and this is (obviously) my blog. I made this thing because I want to have a place where I can heathily express my thoughts without having to move my lips.

I love to listen to music (my last.fm user name is futhamucka), especially hip hop. I also love to play video games, watch campy movies, and partake in the occasional shadenfreude.

I sometimes tend to speak in non sequitirs; don't mind that, it will all come together eventually.

If I ever get a reader on this goddamn thing, I'll be very, very surprised.